Happy Thanksgiving Everyone! To celebrate, here’s a list of 20 fun and corny Thanksgiving jokes to share with your kids:
Why did the cranberries turn red?
Because they saw the turkey dressing!
What’s the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer?
A pirate buries his treasure and a cranberry farmer treasures his berries!
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Arthur.
Arthur who? Arthur any leftovers?
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don’t eat this much!
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Tamara.
Tamara who? Tamara we’ll have turkey leftovers!
What kind of key can’t open doors?
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
It had 24 carrots.
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?
What sound does a limping turkey make?
What does Thanksgiving have in common with Halloween?
What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
If pilgrims were alive today, what would they be know for?
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State building?
Of course! Buildings can’t jump!
What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes …
… but I told them I couldn’t quit “cold turkey.”
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost?